January 2012
December 2011
Jimmy Fallon talking to Terry Gross about “Jersey Shore”
(via lairdhenn)
the other day, my parents asked me what i wanted for christmas. i started making a tentative list of things i could possibly have want, including:
a) a sephora gift card
b) ipad
c) kindle
d) new digital camera
e) adele live at the royal albert hall dvd/cd
but i told them i’d have to get back to them. because the truth is, all i’d really like for christmas is the following:
1) a legit job i am actually interested in career wise, that doesn’t make me lose faith in humanity, punch people in the face, or start drinking to excess.
2) my weekends back so i can actually do stuff {see 1}
3) money {see 1 again}
4) all my bills paid for {see 3}
5) tim riggins {see delusion}
so in conclusion, santa, if you’re reading this, please grant my wishes before i start doing any hard drugs due to stress. i feel like i’ve been rather good this year, so it should count for something. or, if my parents read this (which will never happen because they have AOL and still send FWD: emails), i’m leaning towards the sephora gift card. i need some new nail polish. or cash. cash would be nice.