January 2012
December 2011
“I love “Jersey Shore.” But the reason why I love it is because I have nothing in common with these people. I’m fascinated. It’s like watching “National Geographic.” … I want to see how they live in the wild … The Situation will go by a club, he’ll be like nah, I don’t want to go in there. There’s not enough people in there. … I’m the opposite. I’m like there is too many people in that bar. I’m not going to go in that bar. I want to go to a place where no one is.”
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Jimmy Fallon talking to Terry Gross about “Jersey Shore”
(via lairdhenn)
grown up christmas list
the other day, my parents asked me what i wanted for christmas. i started making a tentative list of things i could possibly have want, including:
a) a sephora gift card
b) ipad
c) kindle
d) new digital camera
e) adele live at the royal albert hall dvd/cd
but i told them i’d have to get back to them. because the truth is, all i’d really like for christmas is the following:
1) a legit job i am actually interested in career wise, that doesn’t make me lose faith in humanity, punch people in the face, or start drinking to excess.
2) my weekends back so i can actually do stuff {see 1}
3) money {see 1 again}
4) all my bills paid for {see 3}
5) tim riggins {see delusion}
so in conclusion, santa, if you’re reading this, please grant my wishes before i start doing any hard drugs due to stress. i feel like i’ve been rather good this year, so it should count for something. or, if my parents read this (which will never happen because they have AOL and still send FWD: emails), i’m leaning towards the sephora gift card. i need some new nail polish. or cash. cash would be nice.
